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organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

awkwardlara:

i was expecting this to end in death and sadness and now i’m pleasantly surprised that was adorable

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

Doing life right

Tinder’s the best. Mention chipotle in your bio and several boys flock to buy you chipotle. I’ll never go hungry again

funkybug:

scary post 4 u blog

funkybug:

scary post 4 u blog

tennants-hair:

i found myself on omegle

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like are you fucking kidding me there were 44,000 people online but i’m still forever alone

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

yeevil:

probably not that